This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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