Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I look excited, but its just a facade.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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