The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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