Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
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I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
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just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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