so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
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Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
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I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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