But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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