bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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