That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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