He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
Two words: nipple clamps
Randomize