your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
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Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
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Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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