Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
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there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
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Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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