He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
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and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
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My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
My bed smells like the plague
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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