What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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