Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
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she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
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just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
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