Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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