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The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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