I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
