At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
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all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
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Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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