i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
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You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
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after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
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