How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
