Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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