would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
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Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
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He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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