I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
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How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
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what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
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