I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
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