You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
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In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
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I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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