its not stalking. its research.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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