...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
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