she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
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I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
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He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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