he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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