it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
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It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
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Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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