But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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