i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
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um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
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I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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