I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
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You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
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The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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