what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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