is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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