I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
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just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
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Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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