Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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