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You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
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We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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