im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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