if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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