I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Everclear isn't food dammit
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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