I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
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Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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