I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
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