Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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