did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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