I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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