i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
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you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
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Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
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I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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