She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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