these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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