i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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