I hate your face
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
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