i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
