I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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