there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
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Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
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Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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