her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
